Chapman's Log

While browsing YouTube, I came across a video that features Transformers star Shia LeBeouf running away from paparazzi. I hate paparazzi videos and most celebrities, but I was bored and my desire to see people’s lives being ruined got the best of me.

Anyway, as I scrolled through the comments, I found this little gem by a genius who goes by the alias of DatBitchBlu. It reads as follows:

“ok da paparazzi dont realize its not fuckin serious and dey aint gotta keep chasin sum1 4 a fuckin picture! idk dat even came bout! chasin sum1 wit a effin camera takin pix! so pointless! i would b bored of if! idc how much money dey get 4 it! u neva kno one day sum1 goin pretend 2 b a pap n actually hurt sum1 or worse…”

Absolutely masterful use of the English language. I can tell it is well above both my reading and writing levels, as I can’t begin to fathom what the last sentence is actually trying to tell me.

All I know now is that I am cold, depressed, and doubting myself as a writer. Why bother when there are true gents out there like the great DatBitchBlu?